Calling all creative people!!

Who can come up with the best synopsis of one of the following movies? I know you can come up with something clever!

- Alexander the Great Santini
- Analyze That Darn Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
- The Naked and the Dead Poets Society
- Shall We Dance With Wolves?
- Night of the Living Dead Man Walking
- There's Something About Mary Poppins
- All the President's Men in Black
- Air Force One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
- Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
- Children of a Lesser Godzilla
- The Man Who Knew Too Much Ado About Nothing
- Bridges of Madison County Over the River Kwai
- In the Heat of the Nightmare on Elm Street
- Singing in the Rainman
- The Spy Who Came in From the Cold Mountain
- An Officer and a Gentleman Prefer Blondes
- Dirty Harry Potter
- My Best Friend's Four Weddings and a Funeral

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